post party depression

intense feeling of loneliness and nostalgia, following an awesome night and/or weekend of getting drunk and hooking up

Omg, I had so much fun last night with Tyler. This post party depression is killing me. Do you think he's gonna call?

post party depression by welovetucker August 24, 2009

Depression boner 

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.

Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral

Depression boner by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017

Fake depression 

When someone pretends they have depression for attention. They could post things like Bart Simpson crying with a caption saying “pls someone fucking kill me :(“ . A very common way to tell someone is faking it is if they always talk about having “mental breakdowns” or “crying fits” wherever they go. These people are disgusting attention whores so if you come across one just ignore them so they don’t get what they want.

Beth: hey Eloise, how was your night?
Eloise: oh well I was fucking crying my eyes out about the smallest thing. God I’m so sensitive. Why am I still alive.
Beth: fucking attention whore
Eloise: what?
Beth: you have such bad fake depression
Eloise: no I dont *pretending to cry*
Beth: oh fuck off

Fake depression by honestlystop January 24, 2020

Depression beard 

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave

Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard

Depression beard by I don't really care December 12, 2018

depression room 

A depression room is an excessively messy room that's a result of months or possibly years of neglect due to mental health, usually depression. Common objects you can find in this room are rotten or molding foods, plastic wrappers, used dishes, mountains of clothes, bugs/insects or small animals (yes, it is very common to find little creepy crawlers in depression rooms), general trash and cluttered things.

The reason it's neglected to be cleaned is because the person who has depression or other mental health issues finds no motivation or better reason to clean their room. It's going to get messy all over again, so what's the point?

There is no shame in having having one of these. People with mental issues are going to find themselves in one of these at some point.

You, realizing this definition matches your living space: Oh shit, I have a depression room.

depression room by gummybear1452 September 20, 2022

Sottile Depression 

When you come out of Mr. Sottile's room and are so done with his bs that you just can't fathom what it was like to be happy before.

Person 1: Did you just have Mr. Sottile's class?
Person 2: How'd you know?
Person 1: You look like you have Sottile Depression.

Sottile Depression by innocentperson September 26, 2019

Coachella Fest Depression 

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Oh he has coachella fest depression

Coachella Fest Depression by heeeeyguuuuurlheeeeeeeey June 24, 2011