Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Danish Swing Fun

The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.

Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!

by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018