National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.
Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
by The TRUTH MAN December 3, 2020
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Get the Dalis mug.I havn't seen that dame in fer days! i will have to hail her on the sabbath!
Oh, I'm gonna need fer days of bricks! building this chimeny will surely be a task of the harshest kind.
i was eatin' this cookie last wednesday and i was just like "fer daaaaays!"
Oh, I'm gonna need fer days of bricks! building this chimeny will surely be a task of the harshest kind.
i was eatin' this cookie last wednesday and i was just like "fer daaaaays!"
by p-chyles October 27, 2009
Get the fer days mug.A festival thrown over Labor Day weekend located on the Independence Square in Independence, Missouri. The purpose is to remember the Santa Fe Trail, California Trail and Oregon Trail. Although it is a historic event, it is celebrated with knock-off country bands, expensive food and drink, a beer garden, broken carnival machines and lame games. While walking around the festival one might find several repetitive booths such as, but not limited to; lemon ice, funnel cake, pulled pork, hot dogs, balloon darts, duck pond games, and other people who are more than willing to rip you off. To the hard-working citizens of Independence, Missouri that live near by, the festival is nothing but a nuisance. Virtually every street surrounding the square is closed off for almost a week, pedestrians don't use their cross walks and force us to threaten to run them over and there seems to be an increased number of intoxicated white trash running around (and sometimes shirtless). Hopefully one day the entire carnival will catch on fire and burn the fuck down leaving nothing but smoldering ash, burned bodies and a root beer stand, because that's all I find this obnoxious event good for.
"Dude, you wanna do to Sallycaligon tonight, get wasted and blow chunks off of the Ferris Wheel?"
If you spot children on leashes, gator on a stick, beer bottle art or an astonishing number of mullets and muffin topped tramps, you are probably at the Santa Cali Gon Fair.
If you are stupid enough to walk several blocks to the fair or pay $5.00 in parking fees, then you are stupid enough to participate in Santa Caligon Days.
If you spot children on leashes, gator on a stick, beer bottle art or an astonishing number of mullets and muffin topped tramps, you are probably at the Santa Cali Gon Fair.
If you are stupid enough to walk several blocks to the fair or pay $5.00 in parking fees, then you are stupid enough to participate in Santa Caligon Days.
by Freak4art September 5, 2009
Get the Santa Caligon Days mug.1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.
2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.
2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.
1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.
2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.
2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.
by JoeSMDD July 28, 2004
Get the Salad Days mug.7-days is a period of debauchery launched when a friend who hasn't been laid in over a year finally achieves the ultimate goal. It involves taking the act of sinning to a whole new level. Alcohol, drugs, escorts, gambling, and midgets are just a few of the components that lead to a legendary 7 days.
by wallhawk September 22, 2010
Get the 7-days mug.Adjective used to describe something of great quantity, extent, or duration.
Also, an adverb used to modify an adjective such as long or many.
Also, an adverb used to modify an adjective such as long or many.
Was she cute?
Dude, she was days cute.
Do you want to go to the lake Saturday?
No man, I can't. I've got days worth of studying to do.
She looks days skanky wearing all that makeup.
Dude, she was days cute.
Do you want to go to the lake Saturday?
No man, I can't. I've got days worth of studying to do.
She looks days skanky wearing all that makeup.
by johntex December 8, 2004
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