Picking daisies

Code talk for smoking weed, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc. Also, a vase is a bong and getting an allergic reaction is getting super high.

Hugh: Hey Cain, are we still picking daisies at your crib Friday night?

Cain: Hell yeah, man, I'll have my vase and maybe we'll get allergic reactions.

Teacher: WTF???

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana November 1, 2010

crispy daisy

when you came on a girls tits and it dries, you create a crispy daisy.

he did a big ol crispy daisy on me last night

by cuckereno020 October 11, 2017

daisy slap

when a man is arroused and another person would slap his genitals in a humorouse gesture

Tom was feeling a bit frisky until Mary noticed his errection and quickly slapped it, "O u got me there with that wicked daisy slap Mary!"

by shelby h smith October 20, 2006

Daisy Sanchez

The sexual act where one of the partners is obese and during sexual intercourse her fat bounces up and down making a horrible noise, sounding like your rubbing seran wrap together.

Jeff brought home a girl who looked like she could pull a real good daisy sanchez.

by Antonioe January 15, 2011

daisy cutter

An immense ass blast that cause shock waves in a toilet bowl. Named after the military bomb that has a similar effect.

Dude, I ran to the bathroom and unleashed a daisy cutter in the bowl.

by DenverFlubb August 20, 2010

picking daisies

to poop, usually in a group
orgin: deruff and ch'beal

melissa "where is club now?"
liza "they're picking daisies"

charlotte: "cat will you pick daisies with me"
cat: "but i just did"
charlotte: "i havn't picked all day and i really need to now, please"
cat: "fine"

by club x August 13, 2010

Dirty Daisy

When a large group of overweight women (usually over 250 lbs.), gather around 1 toilet and each take a massive dump without flushing.

*Guy runs out bathroom*
- "What happened?"
- "There is a massive Dirty Daisy in stall #3!"

by DaisyDan69 May 12, 2011