Dad 

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

Dad by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

Dad 

A sexist and a pedofile

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT

Dad by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020

Dad 

Missing

My dad has been missing for 15 years of my life

Dad by Dad where are you? March 14, 2020

Dad 

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

Dad by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020

Dad 

gone

has anyone seen my dad please this is not a joke im genuinely looking for him please

Dad by Martinium March 21, 2020

Dad 

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces

Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back

Dad by Hey carla March 22, 2020

dad 

come home

please dad

dad by your daily dose of cancer March 26, 2020