Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

Diet Hoe

A girl that leads you on and talks sexually but isn't about what she's says

"I went over her house, but we didn't do anything. Turns out she was a diet hoe."

by Playboymikey January 27, 2018

Diet Meth

Slang for adderall

Guy: Bro, I took diet meth the other day and spent 12 hours sorting the spices in my kitchen

by drazby July 30, 2021

Devastation diet

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"

Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.

by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022

Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

butter diet

When you think a girl is really hot, until you find out she's vegan.

"Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."

by Hungry Joe May 9, 2015

Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011