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Steaming Curler

1. The act of sticking a heated curling iron into female's vaginal area (pussy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the vagina. The curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the vagina until the girl climaxes. WARNING: Usually ruins a girl's pussy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl's baby maker.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.
Dude, I gave Eddie's sister a steaming curler last night! There was so much steam, I couldn't see 5 inches in front of me!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!
by KWKS January 4, 2012
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Carleton

a beautiful nature; a god with amazing versatilities and attributes; an immortal with unlimited intangibles
There is NOTHING a Carleton cannot do!
by Ciatrick November 6, 2008
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Edward Cullen

the 108 year old virgin. Also known as the most amazing being to walk the earth. The only fictional character I've ever fallen for. The only fictional character worth falling for.
Stephenie Meyer is god.

Hes also a "vegetarian" vampire ;)
(meaning he doesn't prey on humans; only animals)
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason.
. . . And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
-Edward Cullen (pg.514, Eclipse. Stephenie Meyer)
by the girl posessed May 3, 2008
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Cullen

An amazing guy that anybody would be lucky to be with. Aside from his amazing looks and awesome athletic hobbying, he will make you feel like you're the only person in his world. You'd be lucky to be with him for even two seconds
Ex.: Man, i wish my boyfriend was more of a Cullen.
by usayrockisayroll October 22, 2008
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eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.
1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away
by SDanzer April 14, 2008
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Culette

Culette is a spanish street term that means assface
by rifleviejo January 23, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A sissy, pathetic and lame excuse for a vampire. What was once a well respected and feared, truly evil creature of nightmare has now been turned into a bleeding vagina symbol of puberty, vanity and Hot Topic. He is an incredibly two-demensional and skin deep character who's only thought process is "I love you, Bella, I love you, Bella, I love you, Bella, etc...". I will never forgive Stephenie Meyer for this attrocity. Bram Stoker must be turning in his grave.

Sorry to burst you wet dream bubble you emo, vampire-wanabes, but Edward has so many undateable qualities about him I thought I'd list a few.

1. He sparkles like glitter. Last time I checked straight men didn't do that.

2. He can't get a boner: Boners are caused when the spongy tissue (not a muscle) of the penis fills with warm, circulating blood. Edward's heart does not pump blood throughout his system as he is dead, and therefore it is not logical for him to get a boner. In lamen's terms, Edward has a permanent softy. At least now we know why he won't screw Bella despite the fact that she is whorishly throwing herself at him.

3. He is old. 107 years old I believe. Even though you have probably heard this argument before, you probably have not thought about the fact that being this old probably makes him a racist, a sexist, a communist and every other -ist that I can think of.

4. Finally, the guy is DEAD! What the hell is wrong with you? You necrophiliacs.
Girl with down syndrome: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOO HAWT. I TOTALLY LOVE HIM AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM. HE IS GORGEOUS AND HAS NO FLAWS. YATTI YATTI YATTA, BLAH BLAH BLAH etc etc etc

Me: there goes another one of god's disappointments.
by Bzzzzzzz February 18, 2011
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