Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise

Celise is a mud cricket

by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021

Meat cricket

Another term for a woman's clitoris. When stroked properly her moans resemble a cricket's chirp at night.

She loved when I played with her meat cricket.

by Giggs4410 March 4, 2021

uncle_cricket_

Uncle_cricket_ a tiktoker! Postes so many different things, most seen are dsmp and myct . He uses multiple types of pronouns and such and is super lovely<3

Me: dude have u seen uncle_cricket_ art it's eye candy to me<3
Someone: that's gay

by Ghostbursoot123 August 28, 2021

moon cricket

black male that screams like monkey

My god there is a moon cricket in Zanesfield!

by carlos spicy weiner256 October 8, 2021

Noon Cricket

Term for White/Jewish slave owners singing on the porch while their slaves are working in the fields.

Alternate take on "moon cricket".

Ayo that noon cricket ass honkey is fuckin stranin me and keepin me from eatin.

by bandit223 August 14, 2022

Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.

Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.

by gas pedal is faster than you July 2, 2023

Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!

by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011