not appropriate for court

1) A term used to address an awkward faux pas related to a sexual encounter.

2) It can also indicate a faux pas made in terms of outward appearance.

Example 1:

Adam: So I teabagged Clare last night!
Sue: That's not appropriate for court!

Example 2:

Cindy: Daddy, why don't you keep your hair long?
Richard: That's not appropriate for court.

by llcoolc February 3, 2010

Passive Aggressive Courting

The indirect expression of affection characterized by self-deprecating comments, pointed sub-tweeting and circuitous social maneuvering. A passive aggressive courter will never directly communicate his/her affections.

"Jamie said I was intelligent, gorgeous, soft-spoken, and way out of their league. Talk about passive aggressive courting."

by LCPtheatre November 15, 2014

Home Court Advantage

The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
(noun)

"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."

by Dizzy Bizz July 25, 2007

Courtney and Alex

Two people who love each other more than life itself and would do anything for each other. The type of people who fall in love at a young age. And who are both cool and weird and artsy and nerdy, but just don't care. They would do anything for each other, and though they sometimes fight, they move past their problems and grow deeper in love with each other. <3

"Man, look at Courtney and Alex over there!"
"Aww yeah, they have the relationship of my dreams! They're so lucky!"
"I cant wait to go to their wedding! It'll be so cool!"
"Yeah they better invite us..."

by Loverboy9/8/11 April 27, 2012

Barnaby Courtney

Best known as the ex-singer of SleeperCell, which is an unsigned band from Ipswich in england. He has juicy pouty lips which look fun, blue eyes, brown hair with yellow streaks in his fringe and has an athletic build, a six pack. He poses with boxers on a lot and shirtless too, and a lot of girls fancy him, me included.

Barnaby Courtney is the hottest singer ever.

by Dark Angel 666 October 10, 2009

courtesy fart

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.

Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.

by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009

Courtesy flush

A term popular in jail. A courteous thing to do when you have a cellmate and are in the small confines of a jail cell. A method you perform when in the jail cell to eliminate the smell of your bowel movement. Usually executed at the point of release from the anus and before it hits the water. The suction of downforce of the flush eliminates the gases as well as the odor of the loaf.

"Yo, do a courtesy flush bro, that shit smells dude."

by ChrisTW82 March 8, 2008