A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.
by Noraa May 27, 2007

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons
by downplay August 21, 2009

A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise
Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?
Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
by Dr. Rockett July 2, 2012

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007

Almost like beer thirty, except it's the bitter sweet time of day where you and your couch hang out just before you hit the sack.
by Jergense October 31, 2013

When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.
Links include:
1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch
The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
Links include:
1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch
The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
by MmmmBobs January 18, 2018

1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
by advocatus August 16, 2008
