by big cunt josh March 12, 2019
by A. McNamara June 13, 2007
by Natalia Bermudez May 01, 2022
The affect on your body from consuming massive quantities of cookies (usually chocolate chip). Symptoms typically include: numbness in lower extremities of the body, feelings of bloated-ness leading to an urgent need to lie down on the nearest floor, an inability to communicate with more than single-syllable words, uncontrollable moaning and sighing.
After consuming an entire batch of Ruth's chocolate chip cookies, Ian experienced a severe case of "Cookie Leg", and was last seen in a coma-like state lying on the living room floor.
by Professor Hulk June 04, 2021
When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016
At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.
by Mrdusso March 12, 2017