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chili cook off 

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.
Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.
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kay cook 

a beautiful lovely girl who doesn’t deserve hate she’s always kind to everyone.
wow look how beautiful kay cook is
kay cook by _editing_lily March 6, 2019

kay cook 

beautiful lovely girl who doesn’t deserve hate. she’s an angel that fell from heaven.
wow look how beautiful kay cook is.
kay cook by _editing_lily March 6, 2019

Dane Cook 

A comedian and actor native to Boston, Massachusetts. Mostly known for his work as a comedian, Cook has released 3 comedy albums and has joined the ranks of George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Bill Cosby in regards to comedy albums going platinum and in this case double platinum. He was the first comic in 29 years to have an album on the billboard charts, being at #4. Also responsible for the hand sign known as the 'Super Finger' aka the "SuFi."
Did you see Dane Cook give them the SuFi last night?

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
Dane Cook by Sarahjoe January 19, 2009

hunter cook

An asshole-like person whom you will always owe money to.
"did you know your father is a real hunter cook.
get you an abby cook for the best head
abby cook by condadohotel April 25, 2017