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Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson
Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.
by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020
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Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.
Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.
by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019
mugGet the Coochie buttholemug.

Coochie flu

When a female has a uti
I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu
by MegaSchein December 11, 2022
mugGet the Coochie flumug.

Dingy Coochie

Bruh she has a dingy coochie.
by Shitjustgotreallikefr November 4, 2016
mugGet the Dingy Coochiemug.

COOCHI MAN

Guy 1 - "Did you here coochi man died!?"

Guy 2 - "Thats not possible"
by xXCumMaster42096Xx December 11, 2020
mugGet the COOCHI MANmug.

Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females
Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho
by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019
mugGet the Coochie Cootiesmug.

coochie cabra

Thirsty ass thot who's out late at night trying to get laid or free shit
That coochie cabra is trying to get me to buy her a bottle
by gangstascientist September 20, 2017
mugGet the coochie cabramug.

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