coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.

“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 26, 2021

Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.

She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.

by MrMcDaddyMan April 8, 2021

coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022

Coochie Carnival

When you go to a gathering and there are only females. This can also mean when a bunch of lesbian girls get together somewhere, it is called a coochie carnival because they are all playing with each other’s coochies.

Hey Lauren, did you go to Casie’s party last night? Yea it was a total coochie carnival. Hey, look at those lesbos Kelly and Kaitlyn over there, they look like they’re going to have a coochie carnival.

by Chris Freier March 7, 2022

coochie defender

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A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008