coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 01, 2021

Possum Coochie

It’s the middle of winter. Your boyfriend is out of town. You haven’t shaved in 4 weeks. You just got off of your period. You’re about to take the first shower of the week. This is Possum Coochie. Describes smell, appearance, and attitude of one’s coochie

Ever since Brad has been gone my Possum Coochie has gotten so bad

I just started my period and I’m not ready for the Possum Coochie I’m about to have

by Possum Coochie Lord April 06, 2020

Coochie Uzi

A monument that a vagina is stored into to preserve warm.

It’s a fucking coochie uzi

by Bread Mobb March 31, 2020

Dingy Coochie

Nasty/Dirty pussy.

Bruh she has a dingy coochie.

by Shitjustgotreallikefr November 05, 2016

coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.

"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."

by TheRealEnsychopledia May 07, 2020

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 25, 2019

Coochie Credit

When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.

Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.

Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!

by AniboioK October 22, 2019