Welfare Cowboy

(n)A rural white male lacking employable skills or education, who receives or benefits indirectly or is directly dependent on federal or state government financially or via services, but also can include support by charity, community, parental or other dependance. Some welfare cowboys also denounce or are activly hostile towards their government at varying levels, posess extremist tendancies and in-group isolation, high susceptibility to peer pressure, marketing and branding, and hold prevalance of racist, antisocial and obstructionist propaganda.

(n)A welfare queen in a cowboy hat.
(n) Males (often angry or pre-instigated) are overarmed and uneducated, holding beliefs of dominance and entitlement, consume all resources around them, and hold disregard or ignorance for out-groups, social laws, public land usage and ecology. Welfare cowboys in certain cases can commit seditious criminal conspiracy, decade-lasting damage to lands though ranching practices, hunting camps and refuse, and pursue numerouns vanities including large trucks guns and toys. Many hold credit card and high interest debt exceeding $10,000 or are otherwise financally insolvent. Abuse of alcohol, tobacco, and meat/carb heavy diet lead to myriad health problems and medical expenses furthering welfare depenance
Female: Welfare Sow. Can posesses same attributes as male, or unique traits beyond, typically prescrition drug abuse, depression, strong religious tendencies and xenophobia.

"Turns out the Great American Cowboy is nothing more than a Welfare Cowboy, a taker, who uses up , damages and demands public resources for a fraction of fair market value"

"This plaque dedicates a trench of feces dug by Welfare Cowboys during their Alamo at the heron preserve"

by Benny Dan August 13, 2016

cowboy wannabe

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of engaging in intercourse. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question is usually not from the midwest, did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", or in major metropolitan areas, hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Identified by; large, shiny belt buckle, excruciatingly tight "Wrangler" jeans, cowboy boots, plaid or sewn-design long-sleeve shirt (tucked into above mentioned jeans), and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" Tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Will be easily reconizable in a group (esp. while dancing) due to first two inches of the fingers being trapped in the pockets of the jeans (theoretically due to their extreme constriction). Dancing will resemble a man playing pocket-pool while being Tasered.

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that cowboy wannabe, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding on."

by Potty-Mouth August 12, 2006

cowboy fucking

The act of getting yo woman to get on all fours, then getting behind her and grabbing the back of her hair, then stick it in hard and tell her this is how you did her sister. Then hold on for 8 seconds.

cowboy fucking should be a family sport.

by Mexican August 24, 2003

The Cowboy

Upon anal penetration, clutch your partner's hair and whisper into his or her ear, "your sister f*!#* better than you!" and hold on for 8 seconds.

After giving her the cowboy maneuver, the relationship was down hill from there. But a strawberry shortcake won her back.

by Michael O' Neal June 1, 2006

Cowboy Coffee

Making a great cup of coffee in the backcountry is easy when you prepare it the way cowboys have done for over a century. Simply pour the coffee grounds into a cup of hot water and stir. Most of the coffee will dissolve in the water. The remaining grains are then sifted through the front teeth. This is also a great solution for poor people who cannot affort a $5 cup of joe from Starbucks.

"That homeless guy must have just had a cup of cowboy coffee. His teeth are full of coffee grounds!"

by Limerickstew October 30, 2005

reverse cowboy

sex position. usually, the woman is on her back, while the man straddles her, penis bent back awkwardly, with his back facing her head. he then rides her like a horse.

It's unfortunate women love reverse cowboy as much as us men love reverse cowgirl, because it's so painful to bend our penises like that.

by Wendy Gregg September 26, 2011

Alaskan Cowboy

It is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline. You take a shit in a condom, and then you began to freeze your shit. Once your shit is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen shit. Then when you fuck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen shit at her.

Jackie: "I had a great time last night, my back is killing me"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"

by The Homie January 26, 2010