"I just had the most explosive colorgasm everrrrrrr. Tommy Rogers does it to me everyyy timeeeeee."
"Oh my god... I just had an intense colorgasm after listening to it. I jizzed in my pants... Twice..."
"Oh my god... I just had an intense colorgasm after listening to it. I jizzed in my pants... Twice..."
by Manna Van Karren February 12, 2009
Get the Colorgasm mug.Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.
by yo-gigi January 7, 2010
Get the Colorado-ing mug.Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.
Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.
by hoodrat December 3, 2005
Get the beer colored glasses mug.This is an organization of skilled females and/or males that learn countless marching drills, twirl flags, rifles, sabers or other items in time with music from the band or to drum solo's. They spend countless days during the summer in the heat on asphalt learning drills, marching for hours on to produce a show that usually last about 10 minutes. They can throw their item of choice up to 10 feet in the air and as the item is in the air it spins in rotation to land back in the hands of the person who threw it or to another person it was thrown to. Some guard people can even spin around while said item is in the air before they catch this item. WGI- most of the people in band and guard are honor students and/or straight A students.
by Firefighter Mom December 5, 2010
Get the color guard mug.by guardo May 3, 2005
Get the Color Guard mug.The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.
"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.
"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.
"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"
by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009
Get the Colorado Raincoat mug.an amazing sport, yes it is a sport, which incorporates dance, aerobics, gymnastics, drill, and also spins different weapons like rifle and sabre, also flags. the colorguard is an excessive feature to the marching band in the field season and just helps them boost their visual effect scores. the true competition lies in winterguard (see wgi) they compete in different divisions and the very best ones take it all the way to nationals.
if your high school's cheerleading and dance teams were any good, why don't they compete internationally like the school's winterguard? that's what i thought
the colorguards are like a family, they spend hours upon hours to have the perfect practice. so you hear colorguard girls are fat? you're completely wrong. that might have been the case ages back, but winterguard has evolved. the members of the guards are in completely tip top shape and working out is even a part of their practice. the guys on the team, some may be gay, but some are not, either way, they are major contributions to the team and they are always amazing!
i'm sure you haters out there would not even survive one practice of winterguard
if your high school's cheerleading and dance teams were any good, why don't they compete internationally like the school's winterguard? that's what i thought
the colorguards are like a family, they spend hours upon hours to have the perfect practice. so you hear colorguard girls are fat? you're completely wrong. that might have been the case ages back, but winterguard has evolved. the members of the guards are in completely tip top shape and working out is even a part of their practice. the guys on the team, some may be gay, but some are not, either way, they are major contributions to the team and they are always amazing!
i'm sure you haters out there would not even survive one practice of winterguard
some guys: what's going on in here
spectator: it's a colorguard/winterguard competition
some guys: damnnnnn, look at those girls, how come we never knew of this sport before
spectator: it's a colorguard/winterguard competition
some guys: damnnnnn, look at those girls, how come we never knew of this sport before
by jjjjjjjjjjj February 21, 2008
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