A small liberal arts college on the Eastern shore of Maryland where the rich and not so famous send their children to get a good education while learning life lessons of booze and sex. Particular known for its May Day (May 1st) festivities when the campus strips their cloths and reports to the College green and flag pole for a midnight congregation of the nude.
by Pimp Slosh July 28, 2006
Get the Washington Collegemug. Very preppy New England College in Connecticut--possibly the most beautiful college there is (in terms of people AND campus, if you ignore Hartford.)
by Tammy December 30, 2004
Get the Trinity Collegemug. A monopolistic institution filled with a bunch of greedy motherfuckers whose main goal is to work closely with colleges and universities and gang bang you and your family for every fucking penny you got.
You may know College Board as:
1. The group of evil motherfuckers that make you take a $75 dollar one-size-fits-all test that you can't even properly prepare for no matter how much studying or tutoring you get (SAT)
2. The wicked proprietors of the AP Exam who make you pay $95 to take the damn thing and drill the material THEY want you to know into your head and hope you can retain it until May, only to find out you got a fucking 2 or 3 on the exam after all that 'studying' and' learning'.
3. An institution that decoy themselves as the CSS Profile who want you and your parents to put out your entire fucking financial and tax history from the beginning of time just so they can look it over with your top schools to see if your worthy of admittance, or, and if your lucky enough, a fucking scholarship. They claim they are trying to 'help you' but they are just signing you up for even more fuckery.
4. The devil incarnate
You may know College Board as:
1. The group of evil motherfuckers that make you take a $75 dollar one-size-fits-all test that you can't even properly prepare for no matter how much studying or tutoring you get (SAT)
2. The wicked proprietors of the AP Exam who make you pay $95 to take the damn thing and drill the material THEY want you to know into your head and hope you can retain it until May, only to find out you got a fucking 2 or 3 on the exam after all that 'studying' and' learning'.
3. An institution that decoy themselves as the CSS Profile who want you and your parents to put out your entire fucking financial and tax history from the beginning of time just so they can look it over with your top schools to see if your worthy of admittance, or, and if your lucky enough, a fucking scholarship. They claim they are trying to 'help you' but they are just signing you up for even more fuckery.
4. The devil incarnate
Person 1:"Why should I pay these College Board motherfuckers for a test that schools will just throw into the scrap heap as well as my AP exam and {potentially} give me a scholarship that will barely pay for a portion of my tuition?"
Person 2: "That's just apart of the College Board process man."
Person 1: "Fuck this shit."
Person 2: "That's just apart of the College Board process man."
Person 1: "Fuck this shit."
by Retardeling December 23, 2018
Get the College Boardmug. Football played by mostly 18-21 year-olds at colleges and universities. It is essentially the pre-requisite to the NFL. There are serveral different divisions, but 1-A is the only one that matters.
There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)
The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.
College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.
There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)
The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.
College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.
Did you see the Ohio State-Michigan game last week? That kind of intense rivalry is college football at it's finest.
by Schlichting October 1, 2005
Get the college footballmug. dude 1- Hey broski? Would you cook up some College Soup?
dude 2- What the fuck are you talking about you dumbass nigger?
dude 1- Ramen noodles bro?
dude 2- No go eat shit instead.
dude 2- What the fuck are you talking about you dumbass nigger?
dude 1- Ramen noodles bro?
dude 2- No go eat shit instead.
by white trash bread June 19, 2010
Get the College Soupmug. A sixth form college, located in Eastleigh, in the county of Hampshire, England. It has now been officially branded as the college playing host to the most chavs in the South. It is a technical college, and turns out many hairdressers called "Chelsea" and "Charmain". Though it does have some good people, who take computing and have silly nicknames.
Youth A: So, I'm taking Pshychology, Biology, Philosophy and History. I think I might take up Politics in my second year. And yourself?
Youth B: ....I'm at Eastleigh, innit!
Youth B: ....I'm at Eastleigh, innit!
by Betty-Lou July 16, 2008
Get the Eastleigh Collegemug. A bubble of of liberalism in the hellscape of southern Nebraska. Located directly in the middle of a sea of corn this small school exhibits all off the things you don't look for in a college: a dead greek life and party scene, 'roided up ball players that somehow think they are all bound for the pros and manage to pull off losing records in NAIA every year, antisocial and ugly entitled females, and an overall lack of fun. The wonderful array of drugs that can be found on campus are a great way to imagine that you are somewhere else. Drinking away your boredom may also help you throw up the mystery slop that the cafeteria called "chimichangas."
by ted7896ted May 22, 2016
Get the Hastings Collegemug.