clunkle

1. An uncharacteristically large, lumpy, or otherwise misshapen rear-end that is attached to an attractive woman.

2. Also considered to be the "sound" the woman's jiggling, dumpy butt makes as her too-small legs carry it around: "(woman walking) clunk-k-clunk-k-clunk."

1. "I was at the bar and this chick was giving me the 'eye.' She was pretty cute, so I shot her a smile. My hopes here dashed, however, when she walked by to use the bathroom. What had appeared to be a thin, in-shape, young vixen turned out to be a girlie carrying a little 'extra baggage' -- she had a clunkle."

2. "Clunkle!"

3. "Damnit. Clunkle."

by Q09 August 10, 2005

chunkysweet

the highest form of ultimate satisfaction

That buffet was chunkysweet!!!

by Julaay April 12, 2007

crunky town

a state of being in which one is extremely crunk

Liz: Hey what do you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Let's get crunk!
Liz: Take me to crunky town!
Laura: Oh, we're goin'....

by Chuck Sholtz December 16, 2008

clunkwork

The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works

Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"

Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

ChunkyOstrich

A teenager who is thin but fat

Will most likely grow up to be a cunstruction worker

"Look at that skinny little cunstruction worker up there"

"Yeah, he's a ChunkyOstrich"

by MonkeyLane July 10, 2009

Clunkadunk

A particularly fat booty that has the tendency to shake up in down in it's fatty, fatness and is on the body of a homeless person.

That street corner hoe has a bad case of clunkadunk!

by The Real Cheese February 4, 2010

Crunky and Lloyd

Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.

Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.

Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.

Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.

"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"

"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"

by Crunky and Lloyd March 7, 2010