Cliff Richard

The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.

Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.

by Shaker 1903 September 25, 2019

trouble cliff

the home of cliff hanger.

also a copy of the music notes if you want to put it that way. you can only put the word "trouble cliff" in those two ways.

by one two! what is it good for? July 8, 2007

Frozen Clifford

When a woman collects her menstrual blood into a condom, freezes it, when frozen uses it like a dildo to fuck themselves and/or someone else.

Instead of being such bitches, women should put that blood to use in a Frozen Clifford.

by BrownPuffin January 3, 2011

fiscal cliff

The date after which (for reasons of deteriorating attractiveness) a young man or woman is unable to attract a wealthy spouse/partner/sugar daddy/sugar mama.

"Can't Lucas find rich a queen to pay his bills?" "No way. Have you seen what happened to his abs from all those appletinis? He's gone over the fiscal cliff."

by RiddimJack January 3, 2013

Clifford

When your ho is having her period and your salt about not being able to fuck, so you send her outside naked, on all fours to get the paper with her mouth. And while shes outside you beat off, and when she comes in you take the paper and bust in her mouth. Then while shes panting and slobbering you pat her head and say good dog Clifford.

Most guys hate when its that time of month for their ho, but Marquis always looks forward to it cause he knows what that means: Clifford Time!!

by Charlie Tillie October 24, 2007

cliffy

A man of a homosexual orientation, who enjoys gay sex regularly. He sits on his own at home masterbating to gay porno.

"That mans a fucking cliffy"

by catwithstick October 9, 2006

cliff-hanger

a game that is close until the end, a barnburner

Every election in this town is a real cliff-hanger - a close race.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005