Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018

Georgia Clay

Ingredients:

Meat sauce and blood

What’s on your shoe? Georgia clay

by Anonymous7632 October 23, 2019

Clay

A fruity, skinny, smelly boy. Who likes akin on top of him

Oh look there’s a clay

by Live in the flesh October 24, 2019

Mehki Clay

Mehki is a big ass bitch and smells like his mother's cum and tries to act Japanese by watching hentai

Oh shit here he comes mehki clay the bitch

by My guy im always right October 24, 2019

cassum clay

An idiot vice principal that can’t do shit

“Wow I Mr. Cassum Clay is stupid!”
“I know right!”

by Whipplefluff October 29, 2019