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Clarksville High School

A high school in Clarksville, Tennessee that has constant school threats and full of self-righteous students who want it their way.
Hey did you see Rossview High School Baseball won state?

They shouldn’t have won it because we, Clarksville High School, beat them before. So that championship is ours.
by Ifyoulookhereumadgae December 23, 2018
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Being a Clarkson

This is when a particular person with short stature has a chip on their shoulder and wants attention to compensate for their lack of competence, but naturally thinks they are better then everyone else. Generally just a pain in the ass for the general public to deal with.
He was being a clarkson the other day...
by renovatio-1 May 2, 2011
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Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."
"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009
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Clarktic

a way of spreading peace by the spreading of the legs.
Taylor spreads peace in quite a clarktic way, that skeeze.
by hope danish August 5, 2008
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Clark park

A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)
I went to Clark park and the stoners declared I wasn’t worthy enough
by Coochie catcher May 10, 2019
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Clark Kent

Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020
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claristuental

Being of such a high standard of annoying that it physically hurts having a conversation with the person.
"Omg you are claristuental"
by Bigdaddydbag April 23, 2020
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