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tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013
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Chowder

A very sexy person. You're lucky if they compliment you, so go on, friend one today.
"Hey, my names Chowder~"
"Wow... you're so cool!~"
by chowiemeowie April 6, 2021
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chowder and chill

Watching chowder with the female of your choice
Amy and I had a session of chowder and chill last night
by F cuh d d f r g h September 22, 2018
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wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom
I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!
by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023
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Clown Chowder

1.) noun. viscous tomfoolery; an individual or act that is considered both nonsensical and vapid

2.) The Soup of Fools
Honestly, I don’t think you should date your coworker... He’s Clown Chowder AF...
by Trashlight May 19, 2021
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Chowder

What a fucking chowder
by Glasscawk November 13, 2018
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Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.
My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.
by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023
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