Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

mess child

A mess child is someone who simply does not have their life in order. They drink excessively and never know when to stop. They are often in trouble with their parents and are often thought to be less favourable than other siblings. Mess children tend to get themselves in dangerous situations without realising the consequences. Mess children are avoided when they are drunk as they tend to cause drama and chaos.

Person 1 : Did you see Mary last night?

Person 2 : She is the definition of a mess child

by Onone247 April 29, 2016

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

child labour

Children working under age in a job with harsh conditions and their rights taken away such as right to education

A summer job or an internship is not child labour since you can still go to school and not badly paid

Did you hear that Nike uses child labour for cheap shoe production?!

by LKZ_03 February 26, 2015

Problem child

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.

If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

yeet the child

where your girlfriend gave birth but you a christian boy so you yeet the child

you want me to yeet the child

by vote elon musk March 14, 2020

Smarter Child

A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!

Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing

by Georgeie frorgy October 29, 2006