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cellargirl

an unfortunate girl that is kidnapped and held captive in a cellar, basement, or otherwise imprisoned and used for the sexual gratification of her captor.
"Damn, i've gotta get me a cellargirl like those Austrian guys...they've got it made!"
by ElixirOfEvil October 18, 2008
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Cellanoma

(noun) The urge to take out your cell phone whenever others do.

Example- Someone in a group talking takes out their cell in the middle of a conversation (so its noticed) to check the time, message, missed calls, etc.

Then someone sees this and proceeds to take theirs out to do something just as arbitrary.
boy- "Why are you looking at your phone ?"

girl- "I Really dont know, i saw that kid look at his so i felt the need to check my phone for some reason."

boy- "Cellanoma spreads fast."
by zcdebary16 March 24, 2009
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Cell-tantrum

verb. The collection of loud, obnoxious noises, and motions that come from a teenager whose cell phone has been turned off, stopped working, or confiscated.
My daughter is having a 'Cell-tantrum' her phone has been off for a week.
by jtkds300 September 30, 2009
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cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.
I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.
by Locksbox September 8, 2010
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cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.
by notdogen January 24, 2011
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cell phone romeo

A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.
That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.
by budlt21 August 30, 2015
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cellaphone

My 91 year old Dad's version of cell phone. Makes sense - telephone - cellaphone.
Dad: I'm driving over to your house tonight. If I'm late, I'll call you on my cellaphone.
by zeebyrd November 17, 2015
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