Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

Chainsaw Chick

A chick that is so tall you need a chainsaw to cut her down to your height.

Man, you see that Chainsaw Chick, shes pretty hot but shes too tall for me and I didnt bring my chainsaw.

by HowsMymustache August 17, 2011

chain ordering

When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.

That guy is chain ordering hard. What a piece of shit.

by Jeffazhey February 2, 2017

Child chain

When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.

Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."

by Robbles the wise one September 4, 2011

drop chain

Redneck term for two trucks pulling each other via a chain or other tethered device.

Ay' yer pussy ass ford couldn't pull a noodle out ah cats ass!

You sumbitch, Thats it! DROP CHAIN! I'll pull that rust bucket chevy of yers harder than yer sister jerks yer cock at night!

by Mikeywallbanger February 3, 2018

medic chain

a term used in tf2 when a medic healing someone is taking fire, so another medic heals the original medic to keep them alive.

medic: i need a medic!

medic 2: i gotchu fam. medic chain activate.

by mantis_shrimp January 26, 2019

squirt chain

When a female straddles her partner's chest, and masturbates until she climaxes, squirting her vaginal fluids on her partner's neck. (female equiv. of a pearl necklace)

He couldn't make me cum, so I had to do it myself. Gave that fool a squirt chain.

by Gemwun May 14, 2008