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Schrödinger’s Catfish

When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025
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Catfish

So its basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not.
I have pranked Gavin so many times, now I'm going to do a Catfish prank!
by cheesborgor May 7, 2020
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Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.
Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024
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Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022
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sloppy catfish

While receiving a messy blowey, your pierced member disassociates with the mouth, entangling your partner’s facial jewelry - Hooking them like a SLOPPY CATFISH.
Piercings are fun and games until you catch a sloppy catfish.
by LitQn October 20, 2022
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Catfish

Someone who looks fit on insta but gives u the ick in person
Alice asked some sexy grafter to come to her Ken. She asked him to leave coz he was a catfish.
by Sexygirl53892 November 8, 2020
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Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.
I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.
by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022
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