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Craig Casto

A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.
me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb

spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got

turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.
by baked.tater March 19, 2022
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Jair Castro

Jair is a little jerk who talks spanish and goes to JSMS he wears the same hoodies everyday and has no bitches he is very rude and likes the color red and he is popular
Girl:OMG JAIR IS SOOOOOOOO ANNOYING
BOY: YEAH HE IS UGLY AND JAIR CASTRO IS A NOBODY
by JSMSNAMES May 16, 2022
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Brian Castro

An Australian novelist
Also used to describe someone morbidly obese
“Dude did you see that guy? Hes such a brian castro”
by Not Kin April 9, 2023
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Bryan Castillo Gonzalez

Bryan Castillo Gonzalez is the best boyfriend and friend to have in the whole entire world!!!! He's charming, cute, and a bit dorky. They have extremely large bug eyes which can make you get lost in them. Bryan is also big on gaming and anime hence their geek nature. Bryan doesn't judge people at all and tends to see the good in people. Bryan is also an extremely intelligent person but, can be doubtful. An important part to Bryan though is that he's an amazing friend and lover. His unique sense of humor is charming and funny but, he's an overall like-able person adored by all. Bryan is more on the introverted side but, if you really know them, they define the term "extrovert". With Bryan's considerate heart, never ever loose them. You're lucky if you have a Bryan in your life.
by Bobby 180 June 11, 2023
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Creamy Castillo

When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.
David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!
by Lil Swasti October 11, 2023
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run-away-cation

When parents take a vacation without their kids.
First mom, "These kids are driving me crazy! I need to get away!"

Second mom, "You need a run-away-cation. I suggest Portland, I hear the weather's nice and the shopping's good"
by mom having a bad day September 28, 2010
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Stay-man-cation

When the wife removes herself and any children from the presence of the husband and their primary residence for an extended period of time lasting at least 48 hours but no longer than 2 weeks.
My stay-man-cation begins at noon tomorrow. Open house all week boys!
by VannyDaMan June 27, 2017
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