by MitchMartinez333 September 04, 2009
by ManManG August 21, 2010
Someone that has had 2 DUI’s, lost their license and now they can’t drive. This is derived from the song White Trash Story by Casey Donahew.
Rick: Hey Jacob, Kim doesn’t drink, let’s get her to be the designated driver to the concert?
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
by Rick Clean Crack September 05, 2019
Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!
by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017
Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.
Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."
by Carlz Salty March 26, 2014
THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
by Macking Some Fat January 08, 2006
by kingkike January 08, 2010