drum captain

The one band kid that isn't actually a band kid. AKA the coolest person in the band along with the drum major. Usually likes to hit things with sticks, including drumheads, practice pads, and bass drummers. The hottest guy or girl in the band that every girl or guy wants to get with.

Band Geek? No, I'm the drum captain.

by i-rizzle May 26, 2008

Captain Knots

Being a uptight bastard or bitch.

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.

by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010

Smush Captain

Someone who leads the way in smushing. Smushes with anyone from landmines to grenades to snookies.

(Ronnie) Smush Captain is on his way.

by Red Van August 6, 2010

captain stabbing

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com

dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!

by andrei October 17, 2003

Captain Wronghole

A term given to any individual who proceeds to engage in manual sex with a female while fingering the incorrect hole, that is any but the actual vaginal orifice.

Courtney: I don't feel turned on...
Ryan: Uh oh, people are going to find out about this...

by Carl Caliente February 24, 2005

Captain Vostrikov

Hero of the Soviet Union!

Captain Vostrikov was the commander of the Soviet submarine K-19. He raced against time to prevent a Chernobyl-like nuclear disaster which threatened not only the lives of his crew, but had the potential to ignite a world war between the super powers.

Captain Polenin: Lieutenant Yashim is the best reactor officer in the navy. He's never been drunk on duty before. We need him Captain, I urge you to reconsider.

Captain Vostrikov: I want this boat out of dry dock. Sea trials begin in 2 weeks.

Captain Polenin: The boat isn't ready Captain. The problem is Moscow. They organize party V.I.P tours, but were stuck with incompetent yard crews and deffective parts.

Captain Vostrikov: Sea trials will begin as schedualed. We deliver, or we drown.

by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005

Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.

Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

by Darren Jackson 1972 June 27, 2008