Canadan

a supposedly correct demonym denoting a resident of Canada; Canadian. May also be used as an adjective.

The tourists are all Canadans.

by uttam maharjan August 19, 2010

canadas history

Canadas History is a process whereby a large group of historical items is inserted into an orifice over a time period of at least 42 hours. It has been said that many of Canada's politicians and schoolchildren are in fact quite well versed in Canada's History but students of American history know that to not be the case. Some might even say that in Canada the real history buffs do it in the butt.

She wanted the wheelbarrow but I was all like, bitch if you aren't going to do the dishes we're going to get Canadas History up in here - And by up in here I mean up in you.

by History buffs February 4, 2010

canibalism

Being shia labeouf.

canibalism - look behind you, Its actual cannibal shia labeouf.

by vandragan July 30, 2016

O Canada

The Canadian National Anthem

O Canada, daaa daaa daaa duh daaah

by Adda September 9, 2006

canadas history

The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.

(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."

"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."

by stephensbastardchild February 5, 2010

Canada

a country where the beer isnt watered down, the best bands/actors/comediens come from, the sex is amazing, women can walk around topless if they should so desire, its legal to marry boys or girls, where the health care is free, people are polite, the population speaks english and for the most part french, the people arent fat, a pretty girl can walk home alone at 1 in the morning, its not cold all year round, its spelled favourite, colour, centre, metre, honour etc, americans go to escape pure evil (bush), and where all the cool kids live! (by the way... weeds not legal here...)

A conversation in french canada... or in an english canadian classroom
-bonjour (good day)
-salut (hi)
-comment ca va? (how are you?)
-ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?)
-ca va tres bein! (im very good!)

by emilyiscanadian April 30, 2006

New Canaan

Probaly the town that uses this stupid website the most.

"So you live on 48 Inches Avenue in New Canaan?"

by Spirit What? Spirit Who? April 5, 2005