Cold Camping

When your hands are cold so you masturbate to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by CH33KC14PP3R420 August 17, 2025

CATA Camping

When your MSU bus driver is staying at CATA for an excessive length of time.

Yeah bro I’m gonna be late my bus is CATA Camping

by Dfbdayjbds October 22, 2025

Face Camping

When a lady sits on somebody's face (male or female) for an extended amount of time.

That lazy MF thought he was done but I went face camping and refused to let him up for air until I got mine!

by Thrillva December 7, 2025

john the camping beaver

A beaver named John who like to go camping

John the camping beaver said hi

by 💧🐄🫓🙂🧧🍓☕️🫐🧇🇬🇧😂🍦🥬😌✅🥔🪙🍒🇺🇸💩🥑🍮😋💳💜 May 18, 2021

I used to love to go camping

A very sophisticated way of showing disinterest towards someone confiding something personal to you, and a deliberately poor attempt at relating, by being vague about similarities you can't or won't get into.

It's a direct quote from the character Walter White from Breaking Bad:

Hank has a drink with Walt and goes on a monologue about his old job of tagging trees to be cut down.

Hank says, “Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters”. After a long pause Walt replies, “I used to love to go camping”.

Should only be used on e.g toxic people who traumadump on you, or people who've seen Breaking Bad way too much and will partly be in on the "joke".

Annoying person: So long story short, he kept cheating on me for 5 more years, and after all this mess I'm completely through with dating.

You: Yeah, I used to love to go camping.

by ohmygodit's February 28, 2026