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Bryan Callen

A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.
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Don't listen to Bryan Callen talk, you will lose IQ points.
by leaflet of fire October 7, 2006
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Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
by Moustachio March 7, 2007
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Calla

Name meaning beautiful in Greek. Very original and unique. Pronounced like Kayla. This is a rare name. Callas are amazing athletes and very sexy and confident girls, but can be a total bitch. She's also extremely funny and crazy. All the guys, and some girls secretly want her. She's very outgoing and great in bed.
Guy 1: "Have you seen that hot chick Calla?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, never heard a name like that before."
by dman23 October 6, 2010
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Callaghan

Lily: "God! Your such a Callaghan!"
Michael: *gasps*
by DolphinEmoji March 30, 2015
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Calla

A terrible person who breaks children's hearts
Dude, I feel so bad for that guy

Yeah, she just totally Calla'd him, what the hell?
by Me17 November 10, 2010
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A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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callards

a pair of trousers. rhyming slang. callard and bowsers
i just got myself a new pair of callards
by dandyliver July 31, 2012
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