Booze Cruise

A booze crusie is where teens on holiday go for fun. They get complete strangers to do sexual positions with each other to get drink. They get complely drunk and give people blow jobs and tit sucks.
Hey you coming onto a Booze Cruise. were gonna get smashed.
by Bubbly Blue 27 January 27, 2013
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Tom Ass Cruise

(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"
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post cruise depression

The feeling you get after disembarking from a cruise ship. Usually caused by not being able to see all of the cool people you met onboard anymore. Typically lasts for 1-7 days, but can be much longer.
"Since the last day of his cruise, he hasn't been the same. I think he has post cruise depression."
by speedyspring August 01, 2014
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tom cruise crazy

Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.
He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.
by KLParmley January 20, 2008
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Poo poo cruise

A nice way of saying you're gonna be in the bathroom for a while
I'll talk to you later, got to go take a poo poo cruise
by Gladys the Great November 23, 2016
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Cruise Control

The state of which your body has exhausted all its energy during sexual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion.
After 5 hours of sex joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath
by Tsutomu October 21, 2006
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Cruise Control Swag

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer
Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"
by Cushuito January 22, 2010
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