crap screamer

1. A person or group of people that exclaims "crap" whenever something goes wrong.

2. A person that spouts information that has been ether proven wrong or that has no relevance to a given conversation.

3. Referance to the cartoon
"Sealab2021" in witch Alvis calls Captain Murphy a "Crap Screamer"

1. They say John is a crap screamer.

2. Would you stop spamming these forums you crap screamer.

by EvilWall October 31, 2004

crap nebula

a fart that leaves a stain in your underwear.

Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"

by Füktard January 30, 2009

crap ball

looking or feeling like shit.

Damn, i look like a crap ball today.

by Breannaa February 05, 2008

crap ass

To say something sucks or that someone is an asshole. Also can be used alone.

You're such a crap ass for cheating on your girlfriend.

Crap ass!

by Jillster June 15, 2003

killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.

(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"

by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006

crap-a-roo

a stand-in for the pejorative use of the words "shit" and "bullshit"; a parental favorite for expressing exasperation whilst still maintaining a fascade of decorum.

note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.

Dad: "Don't give me any crap-a-roo!"

by unluckypirate September 01, 2008

Crap of the crop

The opposite of "Cream of the crop"

We maintain a list of our worst five suppliers and we keep an eye on them. These are the crap of the crop folks!

by Dima R. November 12, 2008