corndogging

the art of ramming a cocaine filled straw into someones asshole and blowing the coke in their ass as hard as possible

the other day i corndogged Sean while he was sleeping

by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005

corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

by threezz January 3, 2009

corndogging

the act of using your kneecap to prod someone right in the asshole

Hey, I just got back from corndogging the asshat that plays the flute.

by Dr. Patient March 2, 2018

Corndoged

(n) When while trick-or-treating without a costume, the homeowner drops a frozen corndog into your bag instead of candy.

Did you hear what happened to Steve..... he went trick-or-treating without a costume, and he got Corndoged.

by The Sasquatch of Ontario October 10, 2018

Corndogger

The word corndogger is a word that I coined in about 2002 in a Yahoo group called Martina Axen's Disciples where the founder was samefagging and acting like he was going to rape me in the ass with everything from elbows deep to a knife. He also hacked my Yahoo and MSN hotmail addresses and puppetted me all around the internet, even once posting to me with a fake profile claiming to be Martina herself, though the real one did have her own ID. This corndogger's name was Arseecy and he had about 10 Arseecy profiles. He had a mullet and an orange tie dyed muscle shirt that made him look like Little Archeeser's Butt-Pizza which is a pizza containing nothing but used cigarette butts. Some of which have his mustache hair and lipstick still attached. He also threatened to send gay porn to my neighbors in my name so I went to the FBI. Apparently agent one and agent two are here trying to coin my word now that they've also been treating me like a "targeted individual" for apparently trying to make a couple of quality musicians laugh and maybe they did and that's why agents one and two are sending children up to me at my dad's gigs to call me a corndogger. A corndogger is someone who gives it or takes it up the ass, but they probably ain't talkin pedophilia because those sick fucks are in a class of their own just like agents one and two here. Thank you for calling and have a blessed day.

"Agents one and two are a couple of corndoggers just like Arseecy. God rest his mullet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 6, 2023

Corndouche

A person who is both a flake and a douche bag.
Corn comes from "cornflake"

Person 1: did Kevin flake on your date again?
Person 2: yeah, and he never texted me either. What an asshole.
Person 1: he seems like a real corndouche.

by Ik33pitS0G February 22, 2011

Cormdog

A man who constantly feeds the fruit bowl to his girlfriend.

I gave Jenny the Cormdog yesterday.

Id fare hate to be a cormdog.

Jenny had cormdog for breakfast.

by T cronin May 13, 2011