“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
by chiknnuggies543 March 01, 2022
When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.
See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.
by Chet Upnya July 13, 2018
by lady of knowledge December 06, 2009
A stopper in the shaft of a bong that holds ice. So when you take a hit, the smoke comes through the the shaft and through the ice for a soother hit. And does not burn your throat as much.
by Mac_Daddy69 March 08, 2021
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 18, 2023
Your a corner catcher.
by Young_yogi@WCM® November 01, 2021
someone who only hangs out with people so they can get free weed. like a bug catcher except they metaphorically catch bud through people so they can get high for free constantly and also fill their crippling loneliness by hanging out with people
"dude, he is such a bud catcher. all he does is chill with those dudes from school so he can get stoned because he hates his brother harry"
by diiversal April 27, 2016