Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

boat bumper

A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.

I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!

by Jrod2113 October 5, 2017

Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS

WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007

bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023

Bumper Gumper

A "Bumper Gumper", is a made up term that signifies talking cash shit or bumping gumbs.

LOL what a bumper gumper mf.
William is a bumper gumper. Lol

by People invent this March 27, 2023

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024