After one pulls his own cock out of his ass, he sticks it in his moms ear, licks his dads asshole, fingers his sister and gives his dog a foot job with peanut butter to make the dog suck its own cock
FUCKING PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Has an amazing personality. Caliannas are usually slim thicc. Mainly brunette and get all the cute and ugly guys. Guys usually try to hook up with a calianna. If you are a calianna don’t do lipsi and give out ur link ur phone will EXPLODE. You will love a calianna when you find her. And like the vocabulary word HOE.
Is that a calianna? I wish she was mine she’s hot and fucking perfect!
A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.
Where do I begin, not only is Xavier extremely good looking he is really kind hearted, to everyone and makes the best jokes. Even when they are cheesy as hell. Before I met an Xavier I was a mess but he turned my whole perspective around on everything! I could never replace Xavier, he is my best friend and my future <3 I would do anything for him.
Bridie
Bridie is the best person you will ever meet. she is beautiful, smart and amazing. she has a nice figure and is kind. she has no idea how sexy she is. she has the most majestic smile; the only thing better than her smile is her hair flick (it looks liek an autistic horse) she is thicc and has a nice ass . I love you Bridie (p.s. we should date)
Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.