Bong Rage

Bong rage refers to the frustration/annoyance, which often leads to yelling and becoming unreasonable, that a human adult will suffer when they have not consumed the daily recommended bong intake for the day.

Raeleene: I'm sick of this shit! Everything's fucking filthy and I can smell something that stinks!
Alfred: dude chill, you just have bong rage.

Raeleene: lol, tru

by Glusniffa April 26, 2016

Bong Ramen

Low quality weed. Like ramen, it fills the bowl, but provides little other incentive for consumption.

dude do you have any good weed? All I've got is this crappy bong ramen.

by 3volver March 19, 2011

Bong Craft

The art of making bongs out of various household objects.

Commonly used materials include plastic bottles, plastic bags, straws and tin foil.

Charlie: Anyone up for some Bong Craft ?
Ed: Yes, but only if we can use a five litre bottle.

by Platypus Republic October 16, 2011

bong talk

The act of rambling on and on semi coherently about things that make no sense, because your high.

"......and then it EXPLODED! We should go get 4 pizza's man."

-friend "Nah that's just bong talk."

by acidbrn October 25, 2015

bong marché

Any generic smoke shop.

You: Hey dude, I'm headed to the bong marché, do you need anything?

Me: Can you get me a pack of smokes?

by isleepbetter June 24, 2009

Shong-Bong

A morph of the words Shong a long and Bong which mean Penis and Drug container but mainly points at marijuana or drugs in general. Shong-Bong means Dick Drug which is Viagra.

John: Helen did you see my Shong-Bong?
Helen: I threw it out
John: Damnit Helen

by hagrido March 9, 2018

savings bong

a bong you frequently pack with scraped resin, and other bottom of the bag contributions, letting it build up in hopes of one day cashing it all in.

"Hey bro, I have gained a lot interest of my savings bong in the past month, and I think it is time to burn."

by DavyJonesCcrossBones May 12, 2011