Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

banny_is_better_than_bon

a walten files and danganronpa fans tt account. aka my account

Person 1: ayo do you make tiktoks?
banny_is_better_than_bon: yes

by banny_is_better_than_bon August 6, 2021

moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa

A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"

Me: moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa. You: LOL Yeah man, I dig it.

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Dong Dong Wong Bong bing bon

AKA know as 2D 1W 3B. or DOUBLE DS W TRIPLE BS
1- When a girl is feeling horny for another girls tits. You might think that bc this word has DONG in it that it is about a male but no.
2- When guys are gay they are called GAY WADS but girls are lesbian they are called DONG DONG WONG BONG BING BON

EWWWWW I wish Hayley wasn't a Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon so she would take the big DDDDDD!!

ORRRR
Last night Hayley was feeling my tits!!! "Omg she was doing the Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon!!!!!!!"

by AYOOOOO LIL RARI!!!! June 19, 2019

B-on-B

An extremely big person or thing. Could also mean they eat more than a normal person.

"I'll take 8 soft tacos, 12 hard, and 4 large Cokes."
"Damn thats a B-on-B!"

by Corey Barnicle April 11, 2008

bonbon syndrome

Once a young woman snares a man by getting pregnant and becomes addicted to watching soap operas and eating bonbons all day.

God that pig is getting fat. She must have the bonbon syndrome.

by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

Bonbons

Can refer to any of several types of sweets, especially small candies enrobed in chocolate.

The first reports of bonbons come from the 17th century, when they were made at the French royal court.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011