Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.
by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017
Get the Blumpkin Spicemug. A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
Get the Alabama Blumpkinmug. by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
Get the Hand Blumpkinmug. When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023
Get the Blumpkin Scoopmug. Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
Get the chocolate blumpkinmug. by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
by Na0227 October 4, 2014
Get the Dunkin' Blumpkinmug.