Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025

Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Doc blocker

A business team member who steps in at the critical moment to stop the close—killing deal momentum by delaying or derailing transactions with excessive, off-scope edits and slow review.

The client was excited to move forward, but a doc blocker on their side dragged the review out so long that the momentum disappeared

by Lioncat November 18, 2025

doc blocker

n. Government official, celebrity spokesperson or ‘friend’ who stands between an ill person and needed medical care.

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How did that moronic doc blocker obtain a powerful say in issues far beyond his ken?

by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

Whiteboi blocker

A term used to describe a woman, typically a PAWG or Snowbunny, whose notably large and pronounced buttocks are humorously or erotically said to "block" or make it impossible for a white guy's (whiteboi's) penis to reach her vagina due to its size, emphasizing the perceived sexual inadequacy of white men in the BNWO fetish.

"That chick's got such a whiteboi blocker; no wonder she's only into BBC."

by InternetMenace February 10, 2025

East Blocker

East Blocker: A person originating ethnically from the former U.S.S.R soviet satellite countries in Eastern Europe.

These damn "East Blockers" are shady ASF. Rude ass "East Blockers".

by Phuket Richie February 28, 2025

motion blocker

someone who is being a hater and wants you to have 0 fun, just someone who doesn’t think you only live once is a thing

jay: are you going to that party this saturday? all of our friends are gonna be there
me: nah bro my mom is being a motion blocker and said I can’t go now I have nothing to do

by brospittin November 23, 2021