Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Beta Blockers

Ghetto slang for a thick girl's ass.

Nick: Dude, look at Pintar! She's got some real BETA BLOCKERS on her, damn!
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?

by Yzilma August 24, 2025

Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017

Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018

Conversation Blocker

People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.

Wow I can't talk to Jack because Kevin Murray is a giant conversation blocker.

by GrandpaButch June 28, 2010

Bloodstream Blocker

A tampon used when a woman is on her period

Hailey: hey natalie, do you have a bloodstream blocker i can use?
Natalie: yeah! in the box on my desk

by theatticgirls February 17, 2020