Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025

Whiteboi blocker

A term used to describe a woman, typically a PAWG or Snowbunny, whose notably large and pronounced buttocks are humorously or erotically said to "block" or make it impossible for a white guy's (whiteboi's) penis to reach her vagina due to its size, emphasizing the perceived sexual inadequacy of white men in the BNWO fetish.

"That chick's got such a whiteboi blocker; no wonder she's only into BBC."

by InternetMenace February 10, 2025

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018

A Blocker

A select group of high school individuals with 'special' abilities. These guys are too good for you, that's why they have no friends.

Jeez, let's stay away from that A Blocker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Beta Blockers

Ghetto slang for a thick girl's ass.

Nick: Dude, look at Pintar! She's got some real BETA BLOCKERS on her, damn!
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?

by Yzilma August 24, 2025

Conversation Blocker

People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.

Wow I can't talk to Jack because Kevin Murray is a giant conversation blocker.

by GrandpaButch June 28, 2010