When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008
Get the Blind Sailormug. Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
"Mom, I'm going to a blind grind tonight."
"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
by _CherryPip_ March 5, 2010
Get the blind grindmug. Awesome Skateboard Brand where in the logo only the L is capitalized. mostly used by posers who get the board at Dicks to look cool, but real skaters can use it too
by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 26, 2010
Get the bLindmug. somthing i wouldnt suggest you go on.- most turn out to be incredibly ugly , boring or plain losers.. But there are a few that turn out to be gems once in awhile or at least dateable. Id say about 3 out of 50 are the odds of you finding someone whos compatible with you on a blind date. Its best if your friends set you up with this person rather than just calling up some line or other service and going on a blind date. The friends at least know what you like and most likely who you would like, as far as type. Sometimes youll get a whacko sometimes youll get a good match, But the odds of the good match are very low. Maybe 1 in 50-100 and 2 that are dateable not to bad. The rest are whack jobs. So try to meet peeps in public or work , somewhere you dont need to go on a blind date.
Once went on a blind date ,was a disaster, a mistake, dont go anywhere with peeps you dont know , it dosent matter if your friend set you up with them. If you do go watch out. Guess you have to take your risks. - then again you can find a rare gem or someone dateable this way and they might be safe or cool.
by bahs February 26, 2005
Get the blind datemug. Barely Blind (literal meaning - complete void of talent), are an overly popular musical group in their hometown of Groves, Texas, who are gaining a national fanbase of bitches without a proper taste in music.
Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.
Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.
Hey, you guys! I heard about this awesome band called Barely Blind, who only play what they know people want to hear! You should listen to them too and make them really popular, even though they TOTALLY FUCKING SUCK! Put away that My Chemical Romance CD and take this copy of "The Way We Operate"!
by Abschaum November 25, 2007
Get the Barely Blindmug. Blind channel is the most wonderful band in the whole world. Theyre kind, sweet and funny. And theyre fans are the best! They got 6th place in eurovision 2021. Blindchannel members: Joel hokka, Niko moilanen, Olli matela, Joonas porko, Tommi lalli and Aleksi kaunisvesi.
by Ollinpuhtaatsukat.fi November 25, 2021
Get the Blind channelmug. 1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
Get the blind donkeymug.