Great Granny Blaster

A Great granny blaster is a young man who is groomed with beer and pies. This leads to the great granny wanking you off while you finger blast her dusty old snatch.

“Lee I’m going to see unice” Dion don’t do it your such a Great Granny Blaster.

by Lewg83 October 20, 2023

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes.

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

"Is that Sachin Tendulkar?"
"No, it's the Bahraini Blaster"

by megadrivemayhem August 4, 2022

mega egg blaster

a homie who has really stinky farts and gags everyone.

dude gross! That guys is a mega egg blaster!

by kevin latta October 3, 2003

Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.

Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!

by Kenny's krazy Kentucky Krates June 2, 2011

Slag Blaster

A cigarette that is asked for. A bummed cigarette or cigar.

When bumming a cigarette, the sentence would be, "Say can I have a 'Slag Blaster?'" It just describes the experience for people who do not need to be smoking in the first pace.

by Slam aXe June 29, 2009

master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.

Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.

by The Real Space Space Nigger August 9, 2011