A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.
Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"
by @kyleisversace October 28, 2013
Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.
by Dershowitz April 29, 2015
when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
by meatwad1245 June 12, 2011
A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009
Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
by socalcutie July 19, 2010
Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.
by I'm a Disgusting Human Being January 05, 2010
by Aj Cockringing hoe March 06, 2015