Blair's MIL

I fine specimen of a mature woman. Acts shy but when she goes down on you it's like she's giving your junk a secret handshake like a long lost friend she hasn't seen in a while. She likes nothing more than to Netflix and chill with a nice glass of vino. Whenever you're lonely be sure to hit up Blair's mil.

After the golf course I need to stop at Blair's MIL's house for A quick game of hide the salami.

by Ryan boone June 27, 2022

Blair Bear

a beautiful amazing puppy who is the bestest girl. she’s so sweet and loves to give kisses. she loves playing with toys and friends. she is boy crazy but somewhat loyal to her current boyfriend. she is the prettiest baby in the world and she acts like a perfect angel 24/7!

omg Blair Bear just pooped in the house.

by blair bears mom April 14, 2024

Blaireing

When yo homie get a shiny bald spot on the crown of his head

Person 1: Ayo?! You 17 and already blaireing?

Person 2: Nah my hair just really blonde

by blairebebalding March 31, 2022

Blair pipes

to have sex with, sexual relationship

he was going to blair pipes with her saturday

by anal gland September 24, 2022

Blair

And absolute Chav of a human. Doesn’t normally have many attractions. Has at least two friends. One popular friend and one not so popular.

Gavin: that Blair’s a right Chav.
Taylor: ewwwwww

by HawaiiForce February 06, 2019

Blair

To Rape

Yo this jit just blaired her

by Hamoozz February 07, 2022

Blair

Big big boy who’s a massive player and gets loads of girls like Glenn Woodford

Blaire: I get so many girls
Me: yea like who
Blaire:shut up I liked Glenn’s asshole last night

Me:bumsook

by RYDO McShagger January 14, 2021