Biscuit body

When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.

Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot

by Smokeymcchad April 26, 2016

biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry September 20, 2016

Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.

Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.

by !!!___!!! September 24, 2020

Drop a Biscuit

To take a dump. (to poop)

I'll be right back, I have to go drop a biscuit.

by FlyingBrass November 9, 2013

heavenly biscuit

A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.

Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.

by Frank Lesniak August 5, 2012

grundle biscuits

the result of mixing talcum powder and body sweat, usually located under armpits, breasts, or crotch region.

It was so hot outside today, when I got home, a dozen grundle biscuits fell out of my panty hose.

by leftybklyn July 23, 2011

Rad Biscuits

Something so amazing, its cooler than beans, and snazzier than sliced bread.

John: Hey! I got the new girl's number!
Kevin: Dude! Rad biscuits!

by CowDancer October 29, 2011