You bet your butt

To belief in something so certainly one would put their butt on the line.

'We're not really going to do this are we?' she asked incredulously.

'You bet your butt we are,' he replied.

by PrinceJolo June 23, 2018

alpha-bet-ize

exerting dominance, alpha status over another.

that wanna-be-gangstah-leadah rode me hard out on the street corner. Just to alpha-bet-ize his status he did this. He can't spell, but he knows damn well how to push and pull his social skills.

by deal April 24, 2006

What are you willing to bet

When you're basically certain about something.

Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

You bet your bungy

To assure something will happen

person 1: Are you coming to Jake's?
person 2: You bet your bungy I am

by Imsorryicutyourlunch May 23, 2015

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.

Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!

by the wetspot March 29, 2008

never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.

george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009