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benedict

A fucking asshole who always gets you angry but sometimes is fun to be around mostlly because he is funny
Guess who sold this amazing thing to me benedict did
by 7122e September 29, 2017
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eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.
Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009
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Benedict

Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.
Guy 1) Want to see my dick?

Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?

Guy 1) There you go :D

Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!
by BCWFYB April 13, 2010
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Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"
by Spence D January 6, 2008
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St. Benedict

Ok this school is okay but u no their are so many love triangles n rudeness n tlkin bout people behind their backs like if a short blonde boy n a brunette r doing stuff! people need to shut up! and N tresor n adam are never gonna go bak out soo STOP tellin people they r! also a short midget brown haired boy n a short blonde haired girl have something going on u no(jennifer) ya well i willl miss u all so hav fun! next yr.
by not telling! April 5, 2005
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gang-banged

"gang-banged" means to be fucked in your mouth and asshole by a group of other horny guys trying to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers.
I get gang-banged in the shower nearly every day by my fellow cadets trying to take care of their morning wood! (And I LOVE it!
by eda-skip January 2, 2023
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bended knee

an act that requires one to get on a knee while giving the hang loose sign and placing various objects on the body.
He did a bended knee on top of the dumpster while balancing a Coke on his head.

The frequency of bended knees was common at the party last weekend.

A group of friends gathered around the fireplace to perform a bended knee.
by Shane Murray January 10, 2008
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