Baggers Smile

The act of farting when you think there is nobody around only to immediately discover there is someone else there and they DEFINITELY heard it.

Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.

Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!

by CF Enterprises July 27, 2021

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closet bugger

To not disclose the fact that you are bugging out, or freaking out because of smoking the reefer.

Dude, he's probably bugging out on the inside and not telling us because he doesn't want to seem like a pussy. He's a closet bugger.

by joesbugginout November 25, 2010

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Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.

man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!

by Concrete spreader June 12, 2011

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long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.

That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.

by frankhepstien September 16, 2012

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Three bagger

A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!

Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!

by Keepyourhandsoff May 2, 2014

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