A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"
We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
by thebah87 February 24, 2011
Get the beard Squadmug. An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
Get the COVID Beardmug. "Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011
Get the Pre-Beardingmug. by dcj278 July 6, 2011
Get the Bearded Popemug. When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010
Get the Ear Beardmug. A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.
Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."
Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012
Get the Beard Kissermug. Someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as 'peach fuzz'.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
This person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.
This look us often paired with a mullet.
Friend 1: Hey look at that guy over there, he can't even grow a proper beard like a real man.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
Friend 2: Yeah that is a proper bearded Nelson, mate.
by Hankorus, King of the Beards November 27, 2012
Get the Bearded Nelsonmug.