Beardfish

When a man covers up his ugly with a beard
When a man looks better with a beard and then shaves

Like catfish but with a beard
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...

2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd

by Hobbitlegs August 23, 2018

Lou's Beard

A phrase often preceded by the word "by", and used to express surprise, outrage, or excitement. Variations include "by the beard of Lou!" or "Lou's freaking beard!". Similar to the phrase "Zeus' beard!"

Lou's beard, it's freezing out today!

by SurfrChick89 January 17, 2008

Comb your beard

Slang for “Calm down”, usually used in Ebonics.

Charles: OMG WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM?
Dwayne: Comb your beard mutha fucka, I was hungry!

by Kevin16 September 28, 2006

Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.

Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.

by kidagora November 18, 2011

red beard

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.

Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Holiday Beard

When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.

"It's too hot to shave here, I'll just grow a holiday beard"

by Tobymono April 25, 2007

bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

by uban pervert June 28, 2003